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12 Aug, 2006

Spam, spam, spam, spam

Posted by: Dave In: Humor |Web

My Spam

According to 90% of my spam, I have a small, limp, uncomfortable and financially insecure penis that could be cured with the help of fake watches, cheap pharmaceuticals and shady business offers.

It’s almost like e.e. cummings’ poetry, isn’t it?

-Dave

1 Response to "Spam, spam, spam, spam"

1 | nathan

August 13th, 2006 at 5:18 am

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it’d be cool if you could write back to these fake people and get a real response. i mean what would hani lucious have to say, or aubrey allison. how do they come up with these names, what kind of randomizer do they use? is it even that effective of an advertisement method? doesn’t viagra sell itself?

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  • epiphenita: Like Tom Waits without the music.
  • epiphenita: Reminds me of my good friend's artwork: http://victoriacarlson.blogspot.com/2009/06/untitled.html
  • Dave: I think someone should make some dance music from those "WHOAHs."
  • epiphenita: Oh, Dave. That was tonic to my soul. Perfect. I vote for an exorcism.
  • Dave: Hmm, looks sober to me.
  • Scott: I'm thinking that the guy with the hat might have had a drink or two before this picture was taken. Just a hunch...
  • Scott: There's a roleplaying scenario just waiting to be written based on these pictures. :-)
  • nathan: I think the dude just loves profanity.
  • Hitler VonHitler: I'm expecting the suck.
  • Scott: This visual sums it up about as nicely as anyone could ask.

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