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12 Aug, 2006

Spam, spam, spam, spam

Posted by: Dave In: Humor | Web

My Spam

According to 90% of my spam, I have a small, limp, uncomfortable and financially insecure penis that could be cured with the help of fake watches, cheap pharmaceuticals and shady business offers.

It’s almost like e.e. cummings’ poetry, isn’t it?

-Dave

1 Response to "Spam, spam, spam, spam"

1 | nathan

August 13th, 2006 at 5:18 am

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it’d be cool if you could write back to these fake people and get a real response. i mean what would hani lucious have to say, or aubrey allison. how do they come up with these names, what kind of randomizer do they use? is it even that effective of an advertisement method? doesn’t viagra sell itself?


  • Scott: Ah, c'mon, what red-blooded American male wouldn't? It's like Mom and apple pie, except it doesn't smell as good as either of them.
  • Scott: Looks like Kerry.
  • Nathan: I love Harvey! He had such a unique writer's voice. One-of-a-kind.
  • Dave: I, too, am a fan of ankylosaurus.
  • Nathan: This was great.
  • Dave: No, I didn't know there was a new documentary. Although, I just ordered Neil Peart's book "Ghost Rider: Travels on the Healing Road". After his wi
  • Joshua: Rush rules. Have you heard of the new documentary?
  • Scott: Damn, if he was DM'ing, I'd actually have to play, just for the show!
  • Nathan: Easy Strokes or Diff'rent Rider? Which sounds better?
  • Nathan: (said in robotic monotone) Indeed,I...think...this...is...pretty...great

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