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12 Aug, 2006

Spam, spam, spam, spam

Posted by: Dave In: Humor | Web

My Spam

According to 90% of my spam, I have a small, limp, uncomfortable and financially insecure penis that could be cured with the help of fake watches, cheap pharmaceuticals and shady business offers.

It’s almost like e.e. cummings’ poetry, isn’t it?

-Dave

1 Response to "Spam, spam, spam, spam"

1 | nathan

August 13th, 2006 at 5:18 am

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it’d be cool if you could write back to these fake people and get a real response. i mean what would hani lucious have to say, or aubrey allison. how do they come up with these names, what kind of randomizer do they use? is it even that effective of an advertisement method? doesn’t viagra sell itself?

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  • Nathan: Pretty awesome. I wonder how much time and money was spent on that? Was this guy's[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI]video linked on here
  • Jim Thompson: Brilliant!
  • Nathan: It's unpossible! ...and no, that's not a caption. It's like staring at the sun.
  • Nathan: He is in need of an Amish hat.
  • Christi Black: I have one of these little tools and it's very functional... I love it =D
  • Dave: Thanks, John! We're having a relaxing weekend strolling around Taos. I love this part of the country. So peaceful and beautiful.
  • John Uselding: Happy birthday Dave! Have a great time in NM.
  • AwesomeGuy: Kurt Cobain Is The Best Singer In History! OMG! LIKE TOTALLY!
  • Scott: So... I'm supposed to stand somewhere *else* and "masterbate"?
  • TDH: Photoshop by someone who can't spell, no less.

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