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31 Oct, 2006

Newark is “terrorist friendly”

Posted by: Dave In: Current Affairs

From BoingBoing

The Newark Star-Ledger reports that security screeners at Newark airport flunked 20 of 22 security tests operated by undercover federal agents last week. They failed to spot items including concealed bombs and guns at checkpoints throughout the international airport’s three terminals, according to federal officials. Clearly, the undercover testers failed to include more common explosives such as lip gloss, insulin, or bottled water.

I wonder if the Homeland Security roobs can explain why my cologne is a deadly substance, only tolerated in 3oz doses in my carry-on.

Alas, we live in a roob-filled world.
-Dave

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