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26 Mar, 2007

The anus is unremarkable

Posted by: Dave In: Current Affairs |Media |Weird

Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy report was released to the media today. I couldn’t help but snicker after reading the following line:

The anus is unremarkable.

I hope that when I die my anus is not a topic of interest to the news media. And if my anus is a topic of interest, I hope it’s absolutely remarkable.

You can read the whole sad, drug-filled autopsy report here (PDF 46KB).

-Dave

2 Responses to "The anus is unremarkable"

1 | Ted

March 28th, 2007 at 1:32 pm

Must have been a breast man.

2 | Dave

March 29th, 2007 at 8:51 pm

Or he’s seen so many anuses that he has the right to judge when he’s seen an unremarkable one.

“Yep, this anus isn’t nearly as remarkable as the anus of that dead piano tuner from Detroit in 1996. Wow, did he ever have a remarkable anus.”

epiphenita: Like Tom Waits without the music.
epiphenita: Reminds me of my good friend's artwork: http://victoriacarlson.blogspot.com/2009/06/untitled.html
Dave: I think someone should make some dance music from those "WHOAHs."
epiphenita: Oh, Dave. That was tonic to my soul. Perfect. I vote for an exorcism.
Dave: Hmm, looks sober to me.
Scott: I'm thinking that the guy with the hat might have had a drink or two before this picture was taken. Just a hunch...
Scott: There's a roleplaying scenario just waiting to be written based on these pictures. :-)
nathan: I think the dude just loves profanity.
Hitler VonHitler: I'm expecting the suck.
Scott: This visual sums it up about as nicely as anyone could ask.

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