Striving to devolve our population one field trip at a time, the Creationist Museum, located in Petersberg, Kentucky presents “the facts” in a very quotable way. Here’s a quote from their “About Us” page.
We’ll begin the Museum experience by showing that “facts†don’t speak for themselves (click here for a proposed drawing of this exhibit). There aren’t separate sets of “evidences†for evolution and creation—we all deal with the same evidence (we all live on the same earth, have the same fossils, observe the same animals, etc.). The difference lies in how we interpret what we study. We’ll then explore why the Bible—the “history book of the universeâ€â€”provides a reliable, eye-witness account of the beginning of all things.
I love that the words “facts” and “evidences” are in quotes. These are the same people who would have laughed at (or burned at the stake) Copernicus for explaining that the earth revolves around the sun.
Because that’s just crazy talk. According to my god, it’s a giant flaming meatball flung across the sky each day.
-Dave