I just discovered a most wonderful site called “Overheard in New York.” New Yorkers submit the crazy things they hear people say while they go about their lives in the Big Apple. Funny stuff.
Mom: Are you okay in there, sweetie?
Little girl in stall: I can’t button my pants.
Mom: It’s alright. Just come on out.
Little girl in stall: And I pooped on the floor.
I hate when that happens.
-Dave