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08 Jul, 2007

No, I really meant “retarded.”

Posted by: Dave In: Humor

Kindly gent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little kid: Retarded!
Kindly gent: Retarded?
Little kid: My grandpa is retarded, and he gets to play and watch TV all day!
Kindly gent: [Stunned silence.]
Kid’s mom, embarrassed: He means ‘retired.’
Little kid: Retarded! Retarded! Retarded! I wanna be retarded! [Starts to cry.]

Happy monday everyone!

-Dave

1 Response to "No, I really meant “retarded.”"

1 | TDH

July 9th, 2007 at 10:16 am

See, anyone can grow up to be President!

epiphenita: Like Tom Waits without the music.
epiphenita: Reminds me of my good friend's artwork: http://victoriacarlson.blogspot.com/2009/06/untitled.html
Dave: I think someone should make some dance music from those "WHOAHs."
epiphenita: Oh, Dave. That was tonic to my soul. Perfect. I vote for an exorcism.
Dave: Hmm, looks sober to me.
Scott: I'm thinking that the guy with the hat might have had a drink or two before this picture was taken. Just a hunch...
Scott: There's a roleplaying scenario just waiting to be written based on these pictures. :-)
nathan: I think the dude just loves profanity.
Hitler VonHitler: I'm expecting the suck.
Scott: This visual sums it up about as nicely as anyone could ask.

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No, I really meant “retarded.”

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