Comments on: Know any good potty jokes?

By: Internet

Internet — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 06:37:48 +0000

Rule of the first) If ye olde crapper is of such filth that it makes one gag to look upon it (http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3377/1007061658lu2.jpg), then Ye Shall Poo at Home

Rule of the second) If thee’s own plumbing is clogged so as to require much grunting and efforte requiring thee to grippe the safety handles in order to expunge the crappe from thee, then Ye Shall Poo at Home

Rule of the third) If there be insufficient toilette papre to cover the seat to at least trice-sheet thickness (double-plie), with extra protection for one’s own Junke, then Ye Shall Poo at Home

Rule of the fourth) If another is Pooing at the exact same time, and thee can hear the winde effuse from that staul, then Ye Shall Poo at Home

There endeth the Rules

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:43:48 +0000

There’s nothing but local indecency laws between your penis and true freedom.

I say fly free.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:10:03 +0000

nice bit of writing Dave. i have no comment on the toliet preference. i’m just thinking that i could finally pee in a urinal if i was next to a blind person. i don’t know why i’m so self concious, but it seems odd that i rarely show my penis to anyone, then there’s this weird opportunity for bringing out something that’s usually very private. if maybe there was more opportunities in my day to day life to show off my penis, being urinal shy wouldn’t happen. i am a different kind of genius. one who demands more opportunity to show off his privates.

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:25:34 +0000

Dear Justine, I stand (or sit, as it were) next to my poll results above.

Your approval rating is slipping faster than Gee Dub’s. Oddly enough, both are involving shitty performances.

By: Justine

Justine — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:59:21 +0000

The berating shall continue unabated until such time as I see that your personal shittaceous preferences no longer resemble those of a 1890s-era nancy boy!

Egads, man. Poo with impunity, say I, for it is indeed as God made us, we creatures who have dominion over all creation, public restrooms included.

Sally forth into that brave abyss, knowing that Providence shall, lo with her most sweet and efficacious Renuzit automated sprayers, prevail over all befoulments and bituminous emanations, spectral and ghoulish though they may well be.

By: Scott

Scott — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:25:29 +0000

Our fire drill guys at work don’t get red hats, but they *do* get cool orange vests so we’ll know who they are.

Re: bathroom choices. Personally, I don’t care so much one way or the other, though if I were that close to home and heading that direction anyway, I’d probably go home. But my lovely wife would go home *every* time reasonably viable, given that choice.