.: Above The Aether :.

I realized two interesting things today regarding the bathroom (and I have a third point with which I’ll need your help).
1. I use the handicap stalls at work whenever possible. I feel guilty about doing this, but they’re so roomy and usually cleaner than the other stalls. I justify my selfish actions by [...]

At $5 bucks for a .75 liters of ice, this is pretty pricey.  I’m not sure if it’s genius marketing or a completely ridiculous idea.  At that price, a gallon of water cost around $25.
Link (via Treehugger)
-Dave

The Simpsons movie website has a cool character generator.  Check it out if you have a spare 10 minutes.
Link (via Neat-O-Rama)
-Dave

From Overheard in NYC
Kindly gent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little kid: Retarded!
Kindly gent: Retarded?
Little kid: My grandpa is retarded, and he gets to play and watch TV all day!
Kindly gent: [Stunned silence.]
Kid’s mom, embarrassed: He means ‘retired.’
Little kid: Retarded! Retarded! Retarded! I wanna be retarded! [Starts to cry.]
Happy monday everyone!
-Dave

In order of importance…
1. Day off of work.
2. BBQ with friends.
3. Beer
4. Laughing at the silly British red-coats in 1776 who thought they could defeat a bunch of scruffy coonskin-cap-wearing hillbillies.
Little did they know, our hillbillies are particularly stubborn.
(Just like the one running our country.)
-Dave

You’ve just won a servant to do ONE household chore for you for free for the rest of your life.
What do you choose? (post your comment below)
I’m leaning toward laundry or bartender.
-Dave