.: Above The Aether :.

I realized two interesting things today regarding the bathroom (and I have a third point with which I’ll need your help). 1. I use the handicap stalls at work whenever possible. I feel guilty about doing this, but they’re so roomy and usually cleaner than the other stalls. I justify my selfish actions by simply [...]

At $5 bucks for a .75 liters of ice, this is pretty pricey.  I’m not sure if it’s genius marketing or a completely ridiculous idea.  At that price, a gallon of water cost around $25. Link (via Treehugger) -Dave

The Simpsons movie website has a cool character generator.  Check it out if you have a spare 10 minutes. Link (via Neat-O-Rama) -Dave

From Overheard in NYC Kindly gent: What do you want to be when you grow up? Little kid: Retarded! Kindly gent: Retarded? Little kid: My grandpa is retarded, and he gets to play and watch TV all day! Kindly gent: [Stunned silence.] Kid’s mom, embarrassed: He means ‘retired.’ Little kid: Retarded! Retarded! Retarded! I wanna [...]

In order of importance… 1. Day off of work. 2. BBQ with friends. 3. Beer 4. Laughing at the silly British red-coats in 1776 who thought they could defeat a bunch of scruffy coonskin-cap-wearing hillbillies. Little did they know, our hillbillies are particularly stubborn. (Just like the one running our country.) -Dave

You’ve just won a servant to do ONE household chore for you for free for the rest of your life. What do you choose? (post your comment below) I’m leaning toward laundry or bartender. -Dave