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13 Aug, 2007

Rove resigns

Posted by: Dave In: Current Affairs

We can only hope he gets hit by a bus while leaving the White House.

Normally I joke…but in this case…

…if there happen to be any angry bus drivers out there…

…I mean, if you believe in karma…

…he’ll get stuck between the tire and the wheel well…

…and be drug for a few hundred yards…

…over broken glass…

…I’m just saying…

…if you feel disgruntled and you are a bus driver…

…now is an FANTASTIC time for you to take the media spotlight…

…and if you could be transporting a busload of ACLU supporters, all the better.

(Notice: This blog does not condone violence in any form – EXCEPT in this karmically beautiful example.)

-Dave

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3 Responses to "Rove resigns"

1 | johnny scansion

August 14th, 2007 at 1:01 am

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Is this the start of the Ballad of Karl? Could we get Dan Akroyd on the phone?

Rovin’ Rove is rollin’,
Though the polls were swollen,
Couldn’t keep them votes a flowin’, Go Hide!
Don’t try to understand ‘em,
Just poll and gerrymander,
His math was counting high and wide.
W’s calculatin’
His true job will be waitin’, be waiting at the end of his slide.

Move ‘em on, head ‘em up,
Head ‘em up, move ‘em out,
Move ‘em on, head ‘em out Go Hide!
Set ‘em out, write ‘em in
Write ‘em in, vote ‘em out,
Vote ‘em out, write ‘em in Go Hide.

2 | Dave

August 14th, 2007 at 7:26 pm

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Ha, very clever.

Yeah, I’m just glad the saloon doors are hitting him in the ass on the way out.

3 | Gonzales to US, “You all can suck it, I’m outta here.” : .: Above The Aether :.

August 28th, 2007 at 11:24 pm

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[...] that bus I spoke about last week?  Well, if you’ve still got some gas in it, I’d suggest you make a second pass around [...]

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