28 Aug, 2007
Gonzales to US, “You all can suck it, I’m outta here.”
Posted by: Dave In: Current Affairs | Political
Alberto Gonzales, seen here just before he snuck out the back door of the White House to chug some PBRs at a local Hooters with Rove and Rumsfeld, stepped down from the office of Attorney General.
Remember that bus I spoke about last week? Well, if you’ve still got some gas in it, I’d suggest you make a second pass around the White House and look for a Red 1978 Trans-Am with a primer-gray passenger door and a rebel flag painted on the hood. Alberto, Rummy and Rove are doing donuts in the parking lot of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I think I just saw Anne Coulter hop out of the car with her skirt on backwards. Not to be out-done by Paris Hilton, you could actually see Anne’s penis from under her skirt.
(To quote Eddie Izzard – “This is all true.”)
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