This is possibly the worst/best idea I have ever seen marketed. Give me a goddamned stack of (*cough, cough*) organic pancakes from a can. Something about the word “organic” on the side of what looks like spray-cheese just feels wrong.
Shit, why not load up the sausage gun while we’re at it and fire a few links into my gullet for good measure.
-Dave
P.S. – I must admit, I do like the brand name “Batter Blaster.” It has a crime-fighting heroic feel to it.
