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01 Dec, 2007

Roadkill Toys

Posted by: Dave In: Humor |Shopping

Roadkill Toys

This is possibly the greatest stuffed animal I have ever seen.  Roadkilltoys.com will begin selling these in December on their website.  I’m sure there is someone special in your life who would love and care for Twitch the Raccoon (pictured above).

 Coming soon are other characters including Grind the rabbit, Splodge the hedgehog and Pop the weasel.

Link (via Coudal Partners)

4 Responses to "Roadkill Toys"

1 | Dave

December 1st, 2007 at 10:50 am


The fuzzy entrails are my favorite part.

2 | epiphenita

December 1st, 2007 at 2:15 pm


what is not to love??
from the popped eyeball to the squiggly intestines. dear god i only hope that the guts all fit into a zippered scar pouch that can be exploded over and over.
i love christmastime.

3 | Dave

December 1st, 2007 at 2:23 pm


The only thing that would make them better would be if they actually transformed from normal stuffed animals into the smashed stuffed animals.

That would be pure genius.

4 | Scott

December 1st, 2007 at 9:21 pm


Years ago, there was something else like this called Earl the Dead Cat. No intestines, mind you, just X’s over the eyes and tire marks on the body. We bought one for my stepfather, and he kept it on the arm of a chair for years.


  • Dave: Not sure, Bryan, but I'd love to know where Craig lives.
  • Bryan Hanks: What city were those in?
  • Kevin David Anderson: check out our other wreaths at: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150452725264516.391111.360128594515&type=3
  • epiphenita: Like Tom Waits without the music.
  • epiphenita: Reminds me of my good friend's artwork: http://victoriacarlson.blogspot.com/2009/06/untitled.html
  • Dave: I think someone should make some dance music from those "WHOAHs."
  • epiphenita: Oh, Dave. That was tonic to my soul. Perfect. I vote for an exorcism.
  • Dave: Hmm, looks sober to me.
  • Scott: I'm thinking that the guy with the hat might have had a drink or two before this picture was taken. Just a hunch...
  • Scott: There's a roleplaying scenario just waiting to be written based on these pictures. :-)


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