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07 Jan, 2008

You may now eat the bride

Posted by: Dave In: Food & Drink |Weird

Bride wedding cake

I don’t know about you, but I find this wedding cake more than a little disturbing.   Is it just me or does it seem a bit canibalistic for your wedding party to cut you up and eat you at the end of the meal?

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– Dave

4 Responses to "You may now eat the bride"

1 | Scott

January 8th, 2008 at 6:32 pm


I saw this one in the news, and it seemed a bit peculiar to me, too. But to each their own…

2 | Dave

January 8th, 2008 at 7:33 pm


I don’t know if I would start cutting the cake right around the va-jay-jay like he is doing above.

I’d probably start cutting at the forehead just like Sylar from Heroes and then make a horrible screaming sound.

I must be a little different than your standard human-shaped cake eater, I suppose.

3 | Julie

January 9th, 2008 at 7:31 pm


I want to cry. I am so afraid of that cake.

4 | Dave

January 9th, 2008 at 7:34 pm


Yep. Disturbing and delicious at the same time.


  • Dave: Not sure, Bryan, but I'd love to know where Craig lives.
  • Bryan Hanks: What city were those in?
  • Kevin David Anderson: check out our other wreaths at: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150452725264516.391111.360128594515&type=3
  • epiphenita: Like Tom Waits without the music.
  • epiphenita: Reminds me of my good friend's artwork: http://victoriacarlson.blogspot.com/2009/06/untitled.html
  • Dave: I think someone should make some dance music from those "WHOAHs."
  • epiphenita: Oh, Dave. That was tonic to my soul. Perfect. I vote for an exorcism.
  • Dave: Hmm, looks sober to me.
  • Scott: I'm thinking that the guy with the hat might have had a drink or two before this picture was taken. Just a hunch...
  • Scott: There's a roleplaying scenario just waiting to be written based on these pictures. :-)


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