Comments on: The third most popular way of telling your hardware store co-worker to stop sleeping with your wife http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/ Stepping over the steaming pile of reality. Sat, 15 Oct 2011 16:06:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: The Internets Guy http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-15185 The Internets Guy Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:59:43 +0000 http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/#comment-15185 Some countries will simply give you a ticket for trying to hide your license plate when blowing through the toll gate. In Elbonia, however... Some countries will simply give you a ticket for trying to hide your license plate when blowing through the toll gate.

In Elbonia, however…

]]> By: The Internets Guy http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-15184 The Internets Guy Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:58:15 +0000 http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/#comment-15184 Oh man, probably too late, but here goes: Fred thought he was slick by parking under a birdless tree. Unfortunately, it was infested with Dwarves... Oh man, probably too late, but here goes:

Fred thought he was slick by parking under a birdless tree. Unfortunately, it was infested with Dwarves…

]]> By: Dave http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-14924 Dave Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:00:50 +0000 http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/#comment-14924 Excellent captions, people! If you submitted an entry please send me your address and I will send you a Valentine's Day mix CD. That's right, everyone gets a CD. It will be fantastically good. Thanks. Excellent captions, people! If you submitted an entry please send me your address and I will send you a Valentine’s Day mix CD. That’s right, everyone gets a CD.

It will be fantastically good.

Thanks.

]]> By: Dr. Ding http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-14900 Dr. Ding Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:49:11 +0000 http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/#comment-14900 Here we witness the edgy, uneasy intersection where German engineering and Angry Lumberjack Performance Art meet. Some call it Schnittenschlumphenkitisch. I call it damned hard on the clearcoat. Here we witness the edgy, uneasy intersection where German engineering and Angry Lumberjack Performance Art meet. Some call it Schnittenschlumphenkitisch. I call it damned hard on the clearcoat.

]]> By: Leslie http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-14863 Leslie Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:38:51 +0000 http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/#comment-14863 Oh man. I like Kate's. That's MY pick so far. I've been trying to think up one since I first saw this post, but mine all suck so far. They're not submission worthy. I'll keep thinking on it, though. Oh man. I like Kate’s. That’s MY pick so far.

I’ve been trying to think up one since I first saw this post, but mine all suck so far. They’re not submission worthy.

I’ll keep thinking on it, though.

]]> By: Kate http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-14851 Kate Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:10:06 +0000 http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/#comment-14851 You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and it's still easier to pick an innie than an Audi. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and it’s still easier to pick an innie than an Audi.

]]> By: epiphenita http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-14848 epiphenita Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:10:08 +0000 http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/#comment-14848 Well, we're quite pleased with ourselves, aren't we, Mister I-Only-Use-Hand-Tools? Well, we’re quite pleased with ourselves, aren’t we, Mister I-Only-Use-Hand-Tools?

]]> By: Dave http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-14836 Dave Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:45:23 +0000 http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/#comment-14836 COME ON PEOPLE! LET'S KEEP THIS TRAIN ROLLING! KEEP THEM COMING! COME ON PEOPLE! LET’S KEEP THIS TRAIN ROLLING! KEEP THEM COMING!

]]> By: Dave http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-14781 Dave Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:34:04 +0000 http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/#comment-14781 Hot air balloonist fumbles entire pick-axe collection while floating to 2008 Pick-Axe Convention across town. Hot air balloonist fumbles entire pick-axe collection while floating to 2008 Pick-Axe Convention across town.

]]> By: Scott http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/comment-page-1/#comment-14780 Scott Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:20:03 +0000 http://www.abovetheaether.com/2008/01/28/the-third-most-popular-way-of-telling-your-hardware-store-co-worker-to-stop-sleeping-with-your-wife/#comment-14780 The seven dwarves express their *true* feelings about the Prince taking Snow White away to his castle. The seven dwarves express their *true* feelings about the Prince taking Snow White away to his castle.

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