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Sister Mary Margaret Halitosis died at the age of 80 this past weekend.  She was survived by her twin sister, Fiona Anne (Halitosis) Flatulence.  Ms. Halitosis’ sister, Mrs Flatulence (formerly Halitosis), married to John Thomas Flatulence in 1948, will read several poems favored by Halitosis at the funeral on Tuesday.

Donations can be made to the American Dental Association in her honor.

(Please file this under “shit I made up because I found a funny photo” category.)

- Dave

P.S. – Additional funny captions are encouraged in the comments.  Hint, hint.