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16 Nov, 2008

Sister Mary Margaret Halitosis – 1928-2008 RIP

Posted by: Dave In: Humor | Photography | Weird

Sister Mary Margaret Halitosis died at the age of 80 this past weekend.  She was survived by her twin sister, Fiona Anne (Halitosis) Flatulence.  Ms. Halitosis’ sister, Mrs Flatulence (formerly Halitosis), married to John Thomas Flatulence in 1948, will read several poems favored by Halitosis at the funeral on Tuesday.

Donations can be made to the American Dental Association in her honor.

(Please file this under “shit I made up because I found a funny photo” category.)

- Dave

P.S. – Additional funny captions are encouraged in the comments.  Hint, hint.

2 Responses to "Sister Mary Margaret Halitosis – 1928-2008 RIP"

1 | epiphenita

November 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

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Wow, I saw that wimple/gas mask set on sale on badhabits.com!

2 | Jim Thompson

November 20th, 2008 at 11:41 am

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Yet more evidence that faith-healing doesn’t work.

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  • Nathan: Pretty awesome. I wonder how much time and money was spent on that? Was this guy's[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI]video linked on here
  • Jim Thompson: Brilliant!
  • Nathan: It's unpossible! ...and no, that's not a caption. It's like staring at the sun.
  • Nathan: He is in need of an Amish hat.
  • Christi Black: I have one of these little tools and it's very functional... I love it =D
  • Dave: Thanks, John! We're having a relaxing weekend strolling around Taos. I love this part of the country. So peaceful and beautiful.
  • John Uselding: Happy birthday Dave! Have a great time in NM.
  • AwesomeGuy: Kurt Cobain Is The Best Singer In History! OMG! LIKE TOTALLY!
  • Scott: So... I'm supposed to stand somewhere *else* and "masterbate"?
  • TDH: Photoshop by someone who can't spell, no less.

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