.: Above The Aether :.

1 | Jim Thompson

June 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 am

I watched the entire thing. I wish I could tell you that it ends with a member of the studio audience running up screaming “I CAN’T TAKE ANY MORE” before slicing the “singer” into bloody giblets with a Samurai sword. But it does not. By the way, I am now feeling suicidal. Please call 911.

2 | Nathan

June 2nd, 2009 at 3:37 pm

It kinda picked up after the 2 minute mark.
Um…what to write?
I was freaked out by her eyebrows more then her lousy singin’.
Her eyes get a wicked slant for some reason?

3 | Scott

June 2nd, 2009 at 5:02 pm

Maureen lasted 23 seconds, and now needs therapy.

She threatened me with bodily harm if I continued to play it. I think she meant it, ’cause she had a samurai sword in hand by about the fifteen second mark.

4 | Kate

June 3rd, 2009 at 6:34 pm

:37 seconds. Good thing I was doing other stuff.

5 | Simon Cowell

June 5th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

You’re crazy. That’s funny as hell. The highlights:

1. Outfit she made herself with a box of Hefty CinchSak garbage bags.

2. The first 1:30 or so she is singing early on the karaoke track so it ends up sounding like some bad Sam Cooke call-and-response shit.

3. The strangled “oh” at 3:30 like she just realized, “jesus this is one long song about a hairdresser.”