Comments on: Hairdresser

By: Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:00:13 +0000

You’re crazy. That’s funny as hell. The highlights:

1. Outfit she made herself with a box of Hefty CinchSak garbage bags.

2. The first 1:30 or so she is singing early on the karaoke track so it ends up sounding like some bad Sam Cooke call-and-response shit.

3. The strangled “oh” at 3:30 like she just realized, “jesus this is one long song about a hairdresser.”

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:34:40 +0000

:37 seconds. Good thing I was doing other stuff.

By: Scott

Scott — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:02:01 +0000

Maureen lasted 23 seconds, and now needs therapy.

She threatened me with bodily harm if I continued to play it. I think she meant it, ’cause she had a samurai sword in hand by about the fifteen second mark.

By: Nathan

Nathan — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:37:29 +0000

It kinda picked up after the 2 minute mark.
Um…what to write?
I was freaked out by her eyebrows more then her lousy singin’.
Her eyes get a wicked slant for some reason?

By: Jim Thompson

Jim Thompson — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:34:09 +0000

I watched the entire thing. I wish I could tell you that it ends with a member of the studio audience running up screaming “I CAN’T TAKE ANY MORE” before slicing the “singer” into bloody giblets with a Samurai sword. But it does not. By the way, I am now feeling suicidal. Please call 911.