.: Above The Aether :.

19 Oct, 2009

My horse is amazing.

Posted by: Dave In: Music | Video | Weird

Totally inappropriate…and completely funny. My favorite part…the horse playing the keyboard.

UPDATE – Someone actually registered www.ShutUpWomanGetOnMyHorse.com

Lyrics:

Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins.

I’ve a stroke of its mane.
It turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winky.
Oooh that’s dirty!

Do you think so?
Well I better not show you
where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade,
Mmm sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah sweet lemonade.

(dance to horse playing keyboard)

Get on my horse.
I’ll take you round the universe,
and all the other places too.

I think you’ll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything.
Shut up woman get on my horse!

- Dave

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Scott: Ah, c'mon, what red-blooded American male wouldn't? It's like Mom and apple pie, except it doesn't smell as good as either of them.
Scott: Looks like Kerry.
Nathan: I love Harvey! He had such a unique writer's voice. One-of-a-kind.
Dave: I, too, am a fan of ankylosaurus.
Nathan: This was great.
Dave: No, I didn't know there was a new documentary. Although, I just ordered Neil Peart's book "Ghost Rider: Travels on the Healing Road". After his wi
Joshua: Rush rules. Have you heard of the new documentary?
Scott: Damn, if he was DM'ing, I'd actually have to play, just for the show!
Nathan: Easy Strokes or Diff'rent Rider? Which sounds better?
Nathan: (said in robotic monotone) Indeed,I...think...this...is...pretty...great

Stepping over the steaming pile of reality. This is one man's journey into the absurd.