Sister Mary Margaret Halitosis died at the age of 80 this past weekend. She was survived by her twin sister, Fiona Anne (Halitosis) Flatulence. Ms. Halitosis’ sister, Mrs Flatulence (formerly Halitosis), married to John Thomas Flatulence in 1948, will read several poems favored by Halitosis at the funeral on Tuesday.
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If you’re wondering which side to butter…might I suggest The Dark Side.
(Sorry, the Star Wars puns are flying out of me tonight.)
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Remember the old Garbage Pale Kids? If so, this should be pretty funny.
-Dave
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“Mommy, we made it to school today REALLY FAST!”
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If you do one thing today, visit www.sadtrombone.com and push the big PLAY button.
It will make your day.
- Dave
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“Your dirty sex makes God send hurricanes.” Genius.
- Dave
The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.
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Video link - Gay scientists isolate Christian gene
If it’s on the internet, it must be true, right?
- Dave
If you haven’t already checked out Passive Aggressive Notes, please take a moment to visit the site and marvel at all the wonderfully tacky messages they have to offer.
- Dave