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Sister Mary Margaret Halitosis died at the age of 80 this past weekend.  She was survived by her twin sister, Fiona Anne (Halitosis) Flatulence.  Ms. Halitosis’ sister, Mrs Flatulence (formerly Halitosis), married to John Thomas Flatulence in 1948, will read several poems favored by Halitosis at the funeral on Tuesday.
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“Mommy, we made it to school today REALLY FAST!”
- Dave

You think Karl Rove owns one of these?
I think he does.
After the Hurricane Ike devastation, this is perhaps the most disturbing thing I’ve seen in the last week.  Is it art?
by Phillip Toledano Link (via BoingBoing)

This classy nose-shaped shampoo & conditioner dispenser can be yours for a mere $18 bucks.
The idea of rubbing snot into your hair seems to be marketable product.
Who knew?
Product link (via boingboing)
- Dave

If you haven’t already checked out Passive Aggressive Notes, please take a moment to visit the site and marvel at all the wonderfully tacky messages they have to offer.
- Dave

Hotdogs, pretzels and money for beer.
Looks like a party waiting to happen.
(photov via superbomba)
- Dave

There are many choices in life that could go one way or the other.
This is not one of them.
Simply put, there is a right way and a wrong way to hang your toilet paper on the roll.  Over the top is correct.  Under the bottom is incorrect.  No, incorrect isn’t strong enough.
Hanging your toilet paper [...]

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God bless you, Ernie Brown Jr. You have discovered something that most people never do - your purpose in life. It’s great to see people doing what they love in a non-ironic way.
Although, I’d love to hear that story about the chainsaw accident.
- Dave

What a fantastic idea for Halloween.  The kids may think twice before knocking the door and asking for candy.
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What are…things I think are awesome, Alex, for $500?

Enjoy.
- Dave