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Sister Mary Margaret Halitosis - 1928-2008 RIP

Dave — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:22:53 +0000

Sister Mary Margaret Halitosis died at the age of 80 this past weekend. She was survived by her twin sister, Fiona Anne (Halitosis) Flatulence. Ms. Halitosis’ sister, Mrs Flatulence (formerly Halitosis), married to John Thomas Flatulence in 1948, will read several poems favored by Halitosis at the funeral on Tuesday.

Donations can be made to the American Dental Association in her honor.

(Please file this under “shit I made up because I found a funny photo” category.)

- Dave

P.S. - Additional funny captions are encouraged in the comments. Hint, hint.

Mysterious aurora found on Saturn

Dave — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:31:11 +0000

It appears that the hexagonal storm at the north pole of Saturn (as previously posted) has created an unusual aurora effect. The Cassini orbiter sent back the photo above of the peculiar light display in the photo above.

(If I were Captain Kirk, I’d fly the Enterprise right through the aurora just for fun.)

National Geographic link to the story (via jwz.org)

The toast is strong in this one

Dave — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:23:44 +0000

If you’re wondering which side to butter…might I suggest The Dark Side.

(Sorry, the Star Wars puns are flying out of me tonight.)

Link (via Neatorama)

Don’t vote

Dave — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 14:15:33 +0000

Link to video

(For those of you that don’t know the meaning of the word “sarcasm,” please, for the love of God, go vote this Tuesday if you haven’t already. That is all.)

Daito Manabe’s face shocking music

Dave — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 03:45:46 +0000

Video link (via Ectoplasmosis)

This looks cool and painful at the same time.

-Dave

Garbage Palin Kids

Dave — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 02:36:34 +0000

Via FFFFOUND!

Remember the old Garbage Pale Kids? If so, this should be pretty funny.

-Dave

School bus races

Dave — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:06:51 +0000

Video link

“Mommy, we made it to school today REALLY FAST!”

- Dave

Sad trombone

Dave — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:12:59 +0000

If you do one thing today, visit www.sadtrombone.com and push the big PLAY button.

It will make your day.

- Dave

Fox News Lil’ O’reilly

Dave — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 02:50:51 +0000

Video link.

“Your dirty sex makes God send hurricanes.” Genius.

- Dave

Darkest of the Hillside Thickets

Dave — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:32:29 +0000

I took these photos and video last night at Tony Starlights in Portland. The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets played to a packed house for the HP Lovecraft Film Festival. The show was fantastic. Justine and I were singing along to all the crazy Thickets’ songs. A good time was had by all. Here’s a video of the Thickets playing “Marine Biologist” last night.